What’s up you fucking idiot
Living in disbelief that tumbler is having a renaissance….but that it’s happening on Tik Tok.
What’s up you fucking idiot
Living in disbelief that tumbler is having a renaissance….but that it’s happening on Tik Tok.
me when i bite the hand that feeds: yum
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Controversial opinion but can we all agree that Debbie becoming a homicidal maniac because her parents bought her Malibu Barbie instead of Ballerina Barbie was almost justifiable
Look at that sculpt. Those painted details. The dress. Her crown. Tell me that ain’t art in comparison to Malibu
This post of truth was written by Morticia Addams, who is still a bit disappointed that Debbie didn’t just turn to her and join forces.
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there’s no downside to me meeting a vampire, what are they gonna do? kill me? turn me?
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need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash
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hes just up here constantly now
he is my scrimblo
why is there literally no vigilante, adrian chase fics on here?! not only is this mf funny as hell but he’s also FINE! the math isn’t mathing
me: [remembers some Really Cool People follow me] shit.. i’m acting like a Fool… [continues to act like a fool.]
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You people love vampires so much but groan about how it gets dark so early now. Think about how w- they feel for a change
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